Remember The Princess? After all her spectral adventures, ghostly inconveniences, and deeply questionable career choices, her royal butt deserves some treatment. On her way from Hauntosphere back to her beloved castle, Castle Creep, she stopped for a little mountain recreation known as DownHeel, or, among medical professionals, ButtBoarding® (the term invented by Trina Seliฤ).
The sport is simple, elegant, and only slightly suicidal. You place your royal bum on a snowy slope, point your heels downward, surrender your dignity to gravity, and slide faster and faster toward the finish line. Ideally, you arrive alive. Traditionally, this is considered the polite way to finish.
Steering is recommended, braking is encouraged, and avoiding walls is generally seen as a sign of intelligence. Rocks, trees, corners, suspicious blood stains, and sudden architectural decisions may appear along the way. Some of them are decorative. Some of them used to be players.
Your mission is to guide The Princess safely down the slope as fast as possible. If you succeed, glory awaits. If you fail, the mountain gets another red mark, the wall gets another compliment, and The Princess gets another reason to insult your entire bloodline.
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